youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

oddman11:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1996)
Anaconda (2014)

talkshitnojutsu:

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

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vallhala:

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.