Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Can Bob’s burgers and pokemon just be a thing?
waifuanon, hey look
I don’t think I have ever reblogged something so fast.
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION
hello revolution im dad
You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.
always dress like youre about to meet your favorite band member
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde
it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave
I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight