vanillish:

passion:

my mac and cheese was too hot

where’s the cheese

vanillish:

passion:

my mac and cheese was too hot

where’s the cheese

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

chrssy:

riding your man like

image

itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

chickensandwich:

don’t make that text post

chickensandwich:

don’t make that text post